Captain’s Log: On Skyrim
Bioware has ruined me for games. Seriously. E, my brother, has been raving about Skyrim, so I decided I’d give it a shot. And I was happy when I heard you get followers and can romance them and all.
Well.
Turns out… The romance consists of two lines and a necklace with NO BACKSTORY at all, and the followers don’t do anything- they don’t speak, or comment on what you’re doing, they just fights.
Idk- maybe that’s how nonBioware games work. But how do you even do that? Why would I marry someone that I don’t even know past two lines? Where is the character development, the slow building UST?
I am dissappointed. Isn’t this supposed to be a great game?
Maybe it’s the other aspects of it that rock. But for this…
And then I looked up the potential partners, and none of them are Khajit (which I was looking forward to!) and most are ugly and all the pretty ones are girls (FREAKING NATURALLY.) and most aren’t even followers.
I will probably just headcanon the fu out of it because for serious guys. Really. REALLY.
Anyways, back to your regularly scheduled programming…
End Log.
Relationship Writing Fumble
I knew you all laughed at my fanfiction. ; n ;Small Name, Big Ego
And here I thought I really was the shit. ;~;
Extra Strength Masquerade
Yay! \0/
…I think?
Body of the week?
…guys, care to chime in here?
AhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaNO.
Except perhaps in middle school, but is there anyone who DOESN’T think they were a friendless shy/awkward/ugly loner sitting at the loser table with all the cool kids staring at you in middleschool? It’s pretty much a stage-of-life requirement.
Other than that, I seem to collect people, presumably against their better judgement. My housemate’s known me since we were seven and was still brave enough to move in with me, for cryin’ out loud.
Yeah Shades. You collected me. Your number one fangirl LOL.
Which funnily enough is kind of my random tv trope. FAILURE KNIGHT
My empathy and instant devotion has no bounds hahahahaahha
Mass Oh Crap
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MassOhCrap
WELP.
(Source: memethings)
Captain’s Log: Girlishness?
Did my nails for the first time… ever.
Idefk wtf I am doing.
Not. A. Clue.
Did them in very glittery glitter too. Silver and blue and lavender.
…..
We’ll see in anyone notices.
Idefk wtf omg Scribs no Scribs stop wtf are you doing.
Captain’s Log: NO MORE VANS OK OK GOOD
I mean JESUS CHRIST.
Surprise roadtrip today and yesterday. Was like umwtf. No more, please, I want to sit and tumblr the day away.
Moving on…
MY BOYFRIEND SPACE HUSBANDO IS AMAZING and here is why. For no reason, he sent me a 15 inch model with lights and sounds of the USS Enterprise D, which I will assemble tomorrow. I just dsfhasdgka dgklahsdg EXCITEMENT OMG YESSSS
Tomorrow I will be catching up on TOR so the Next LPFC/AP meeting I can attend I will not be behind. Where the fu are yall, anyways?
Fanfics progress, despite word eating two chapters of the crackfic. I have sort of lost the will to live. TWO CHAPTERS. It was like twenty pages. I may have cried. TT^TT Alderaan is bloody long as hell. Will be multipart I think but fun. May have the first bit ready for yall soon.
AND AND AND
I got swimming gear, like a swimsuit and stuff, and went exploring the bay today. Much of it is pretty shallow for like the first hundred yards or so, not even up to my arms, and it was amazing. Tomorrow I am taking the camera and posting pictures. I found a sea slug that almost bit me, hermit crabs everywhere -seriously, there is not a shell on the beach or in the water that does not have an occupant-, regular crabs, a hermit crab the size of my fist (!!!!), little fishies and a not so little fish and birds including a pelican and a very shiny pretty shell that was all lavender and pink on the inside and a skull of some sort of animal with a fin thing on it’s head.
TOMORROW I WILL VENTURE BOLDLY IN THE OTHER DIRECTION BECAUSE OF HELL YEAH!
I may also try Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer and fail epically. We will see.
Ok, that’s all for now.
End log.
There is nothing I want more than Squirrel Girl to be in Iron Man 3
SHE HAS TO BE. SHE CAN BEAT THANOS IN THE NEXT AVENGERS.
SHE NEEDS TO BE MADE. SHE IS THE DESTROYER OF ALL THAT BREATHES.
And she’d be fucking hilarious, okay.
OH MY GOD YES
Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.
Excuse me while I go follow this fabulous man on all my blogs.


